How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

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What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

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How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

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What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents