How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

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What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

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How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

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What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.