How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

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How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

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Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

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What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

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What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!