What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

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Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

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What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror?

He couldn't stand to see himself like that.

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What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.