What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."

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What did Jesus say to the Eskimos?

Many are cold, but few are frozen.

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

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Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

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Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.