What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

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What do I look like?

A JOKE MACHINE!?

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

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What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens