Using the lords name in vanity
A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.
When Jesus went up for the cross.
A Cruci-fixie.
You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.
Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)
A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.
God demi
The coming of the Lord!
