What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

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What does 100% humidity mean?

Even dry farts feel like wet farts.

What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

you seamstressed

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What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

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How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"