What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

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What are Hindus' favorite flowers?

Reincarnations!

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!