What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

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Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.