Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

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What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

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What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

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Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.