Battleship Jokes

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.