Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

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What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea

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Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

What's the best truck in Norway?

The Fjord F150.

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

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Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.