Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

Why can't you trust 8?

cause she's a two-timin' four.

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Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries?

Guidelines

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Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.