What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

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What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

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What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other?

Irene

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

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Who hasn't" muttered daddy bear. "What?

You wanna do this now, in front of the kid!"

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

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Go axe your mother."

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

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What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

2nd Base Jokes More 2nd Base Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!