What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

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Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ?

Butch your arms around me !

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

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How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

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What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

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How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.