Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

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What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ?

Alligator for her birthday was a card !

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What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.