Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

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Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

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What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

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Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

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Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

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Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.