Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

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What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

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Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

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Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.