Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

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What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

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When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

What is the fastest insect in the World?

Lice" Why ... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah.

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How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear