Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

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Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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What do you call a married cougar?

A cheetah.

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

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Why are bears so hairy ?

They don't have salons in the jungle !

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!