Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ?

Alligator for her birthday was a card !

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Card Jokes More Card Jokes

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!