Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ?

Alligator for her birthday was a card !

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Card Jokes More Card Jokes

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday?

A SURprise party!!

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

Which alligator lives in the arctic?

The refridgegator.