Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ?

Alligator for her birthday was a card !

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

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What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you call an alligator with a map?

A Navigator.

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.