Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ?

Alligator for her birthday was a card !

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Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for his Birthday?

He felt his presents.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.