Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ?

Alligator for her birthday was a card !

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Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ?

Alligator for her birthday was a card !

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.