What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.

What is Siri really good at?

Playing pocket pool.

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Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.