What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

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They steal all the green cards.

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What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

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Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ?

Alligator for her birthday was a card !

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.