A cheetah
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
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A horse !
Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !
the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.
Because its not a cheetah.
Too many cheetahs.