Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

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Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.