What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

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What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.

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What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.