What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

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What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons