What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

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What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.