What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

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What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.