Colour Jokes

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

China Jokes More China Jokes

Who was the most powerful cat in China ?

Chairman Miaow !

Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

Blue Light Jokes More Blue Light Jokes

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?

it has a blue light !

What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

Blue and Blue Light.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

What did the nudist criminal say when he agreed to a criminal plan?

I'm in, but I'm not decent."

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What is Brazil's favorite game right now?

Hide and go zika

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it