Colour Jokes

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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Native Jokes More Native Jokes

Why do natives hate snow?

Cause its white and its on their land.

What is the brown sticky stuff between an elephant's toes?

Slow natives.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's xD

Different Colour Jokes More Different Colour Jokes

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes More Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes

What is matthew mcconaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye

How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

Super Cyan Jokes More Super Cyan Jokes

Which is the most powerful colour?

Super Cyan

What's the strongest color?

Super Cyan

Technician Jokes More Technician Jokes

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.