What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

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Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

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How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

How do you catch defish?

With debate.

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Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Violet Jokes More Violet Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet