What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

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What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

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What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

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Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !