What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

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Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

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How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.