What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

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Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

Violet Jokes More Violet Jokes

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !