How do you catch defish?

With debate.

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What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

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Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.