What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

Previous Random Joke Next

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

Jesus ' Disciple Jokes More Jesus ' Disciple Jokes

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."