What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

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What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.