What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

White Jokes More White Jokes

What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a colored wash?

Whites occasionally get inside a colored wash.

What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor