What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Where do fish wash ?

In a river basin !

What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

White Jokes More White Jokes

How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts?

He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.