What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

What type of curry sets fire to the rain?

A-Dhal

White Jokes More White Jokes

How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine