Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing?

2.Knock Knock 1.She didn't have any arms!! 2. Who's there NOT SARA!!

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

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He got tired of kicking him around.

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The party was for "Wights only."

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Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

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Because he said Punch's line.

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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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You can't C me!

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.