Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

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Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

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What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio?

Stark lighting.

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

How do I know you're not John Cena?

I can see you