Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

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What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

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Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

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Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.