Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

an impasta!

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"