What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

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Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

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Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

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What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!