What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

Why did Princess Di cross the road?

Interia

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Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

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Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.