What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

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What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!