What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor?

One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner.

What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ?

One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

2016 Jokes More 2016 Jokes

Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post?

Removed

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

How do you milk sheep?

A: With iPhone accessories.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What do you call a pen without style?

Stylus.

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

Baboon Jokes More Baboon Jokes

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people