What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the only difference between a near sighted and a far sighted gynecologist ?

A wet nose.

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

2016 Jokes More 2016 Jokes

Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink ?

Bran He is Hodorless

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

What do you call a pen with no hair ?

A bald point !

Baboon Jokes More Baboon Jokes

What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system?

I don't know.

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*