What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

2016 Jokes More 2016 Jokes

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

Baboon Jokes More Baboon Jokes

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

How do small people call each other?

A: On microphones.