What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

What is it called when a gamer fights someone?

An Asthma attack.

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What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

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How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

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Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

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What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

How do small people call each other?

A: On microphones.