Microphones!
If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.
One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.
When they had lots of sleepless knights !
Because it's Boxing Day!
Look a bit to the right.
The electoral college in 2016.
A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
Kermit the frog's finger
My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.
They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.
my pen is
If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!
He just monkeys around on the line!
A: On microphones.
Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.
