What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

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Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

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Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

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What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Baboon Jokes More Baboon Jokes

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

How do small people call each other?

A: On microphones.

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people