What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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What do you say when your mom walks in on you fapping?

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

A: Anytime he wants to go.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall?

Oh dam

What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

A: Fish and ships.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

How do small people call each other?

A: On microphones.