What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !

What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

How do small people call each other?

A: On microphones.