What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

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Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with 27 eyes?

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A: A PearlJam

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What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people