Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*
Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you
Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)
A receding hare line.
He takes the psychopath.
A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.
Fish
Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl
A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)
I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!
Microphones!