What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What am I not taking on Christmas this year?

Noels

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

How does Mike Tyson say hatred?

Hate Thread!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes More Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

A: To see the Grumpire State Building.