What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What can guys call it?

How about bleeding white

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

Which color do Colombian communists hate the most?

Greengos*

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes More Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes

Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

A: To see the Grumpire State Building.

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.