What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend?

Sweet Pee

What are you guys doing here?

Just waiting for Ronaldo"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!"

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes More Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl