What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes More Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

A: To see the Grumpire State Building.