Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl
Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016
They are both santa clauses.
How about bleeding white
A private tutor.
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
I cry when I cut open an onion
Because there are too many zinfandel's.
Greengos*
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
Carlos.
A: To see the Grumpire State Building.
The shadow of his former shelf.