When is my wife's favorite day to make love?

Tomorrow

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Why does everyone love cats?

A: They're purr-fect!

What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

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How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!