How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What was the primary role of the aristocrats during the French revolution?

They put their head into it.

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

Whats your name?

Whats the color of the sky ... Me: whats your name You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky You:blue Me:whats my name Now put it all together.

Pat Jokes More Pat Jokes

Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control