Pat Jokes

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."