What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What do you call a black man walking down the street?

A pedestrian.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

Where did the cow go?

It mooved.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

Pat Jokes More Pat Jokes

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat