What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

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Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

What do you call an Arab who has many cows?

milk sheikh

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What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

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What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.