Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!