Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

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Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names