Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.