Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

How many roads must a man walk?

42

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What kind of snake is good at math?

A: An adder.

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!