Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

ouch..."

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.