What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

mitosis

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.