What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

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Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

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What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?

A thon

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

A boa constructor !

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What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.