What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

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Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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What do snakes have on their bath towels ?

Hiss and Hers !

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

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What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

mitosis

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step