What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

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What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step