What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

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What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

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What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!