What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

What do you call a half elephant, half rhinoceros?

An abomination.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm