What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

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How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon

What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!