What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.

Half Worm Jokes More Half Worm Jokes

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!