What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

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What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!

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What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.