What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

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Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

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What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

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What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What is the proudest body part?

the veins