What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

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What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What is the proudest body part?

the veins