What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

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Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

Half Worm Jokes More Half Worm Jokes

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.