What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

Gifted!

Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

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What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.