What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?

Obi Juan Shinobi

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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.