What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

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What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

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What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

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What is the proudest body part?

the veins

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.