What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

What do uou call a hot dog in college?

A FRATwurst! Hahahahahaha

Half Worm Jokes More Half Worm Jokes

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

Vein Jokes More Vein Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What is the proudest body part?

the veins