How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

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Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

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What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.