How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

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How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

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What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

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What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)