How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

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What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

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What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)