How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

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What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

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Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

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Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.