How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

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What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

What does a feminist use as a contraceptive?

Her personality

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How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."