Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

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Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

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What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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What do you call the cleavage of someone with breast implants?

Silicone Valley

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.