What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

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What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

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What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

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What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

What do you call the cleavage of someone with breast implants?

Silicone Valley