What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit and 4chan?

One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't.

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

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What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Breast Implant Jokes More Breast Implant Jokes

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.