What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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Because all proper tea is theft.

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I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.