What book does the Queen of England rea...

Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

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When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.