What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

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C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress's name tag?

A: "What did you name the other one "

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Church

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What's Christmas called in England ?

Yule Britannia !

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them