50 Shades of Earl Grey
Please get out of the swimming pool"
Because there was a 50% chance of rain
He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour
So you can read their lips.
When the judge threw the book at him.
ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.
A wet one.
Because all proper tea is theft.
A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.
Because we gave them that L in 1776.
Go to England and buy something
Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.
Why not 5,000 What's stopping them
