What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

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What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

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Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon