What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What's 50 Cent's new name?

50 Drachma.

What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.

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Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.