What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

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What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

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How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

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What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient