What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

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Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

What is the most romantic city in England?

Loverpool!

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What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey