What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

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What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.