I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...
My girlfriend knows about my wife.
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Because he was Baroque.
A: Fifty dollars and a tip.
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !
The Gray Poupon
I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.
I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.
I've never paid to have a lentil on me!
I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.
be careful with whom you chose
Because it came out of the pen.