What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

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Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

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What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face