What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

How much does a moil get paid?

A: Fifty dollars and a tip.

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

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What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

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What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

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Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.