What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

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What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

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What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.