What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

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Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

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What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.