What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

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What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

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What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.