What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

Palestinians Jokes More Palestinians Jokes

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

Clue Jokes More Clue Jokes

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !