What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

Palestinians Jokes More Palestinians Jokes

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

Why do Palestinians have faster computers than Israelis?

They have RAMallah.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

Clue Jokes More Clue Jokes

Why are there no black people in clue?

Because then it wouldn't be a mystery.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.