Becuase if there were it would be called solved
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.
Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.