Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.