What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

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Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

How's it hanging?

I'm not sorry.

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Why was the cotton candy singing?

Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

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What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

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What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies?

Your granny