Wrinkle Jokes

What is small, bald and wrinkled?

Danny DeVito

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Coffee Mug

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies?

Your granny

Why are elephants big, wrinkled, grey, and hairy?

A: Because if they were small, smooth, white, and hairless, they'd be aspirin tablets!

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.