What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

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How do you catch a peculiar rabbit?

Unique up on it.

What did the fisher say to the fishkin?

Catch you later

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Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

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What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies?

Your granny

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What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.