What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

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How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

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Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

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What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

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What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.