What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

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Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

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How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies?

Your granny

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What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.