What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

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What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

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What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.