What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

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Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

What do you call a white person on fire?

A firecracker.

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What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

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What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette