What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

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What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

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A Snowman.

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What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

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The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

Where do snowmen keep their money ?

In a snowbank !

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What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

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Stark lighting.

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What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette