How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

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How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

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What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

What's a doll in Hell called?

Barbiecue.