How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

Jalapeo Business Jokes More Jalapeo Business Jokes

What does the nosey pepper do?

Get jalapeo business!

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.