How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

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How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.