How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why are peppers irritating?

Because they're jalapeno business!

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Jalapeo Business Jokes More Jalapeo Business Jokes

What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeo business

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.