Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's better than a pair of Emerency Medical Technicians?

A paramedic(s)!

Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

Tuna Fish Jokes More Tuna Fish Jokes

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.