Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

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Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!