Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

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What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

What do you call it when a car full of Mexicans catches fire?

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What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Why do bikes have kick-stands?

A: Because they're two-tired.