Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

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What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him !